stjarna for King in 2008 campaign has started

My platform is very simple.

1) Everyone must cater to my every whim.

2) Coffee will become the nation’s drink. Coffee that sucks will be punished with accordion music.

3) My royal vehicle will be a 1986 Chevy Caprice.

4) Music in my kingdom must not suck. Music that doesn’t suck must not be played over and over again or it will suck. It will then fall under the ACCORDION provision mentioned in Rule 2.

5) The media in my kingdom must not suck. Any news reports of Jennifer Aniston or Tom Cruise would suck and would also fall under the ACCORDION provision, too.

6) The use of office cubicles would be outlawed and naptime will be enforced by law.

7) The work week will become Monday – Thursday.

I will dump the current members of Congress and replace them with everyday hard working people who actually experience the economy directly. They will earn their current salaries, plus 10%. They do not have to have experience and will learn as they go. If they, at any time, creates legislation that sucks; they will be subject to the ACCORDION provision in the law.

9) Rather than waste gasoline, meetings of Congress will take place on-line or with video conferencing. I will, of course, be allowed to drive my 1986 Chevy Caprice anywhere I want to.

10) I reserve the right to make up more rules as I go along.

11) Everyone will have my picture in their wallet.

12) Radio stations must play a little more Depeche Mode, Berlin, & Pink Floyd or they will suck and be subject to the Accordion provision previously established.