Monthly Archives: September 2006

Special Thanks to Kari Byron, Julie Sidoni, & Angel Boris

To celebrate three keywords that seem to drive traffic to my blog, I put together a special picture montage of Kari, Julie, & Angel. I wanted to do something unusual, rather than just feature traditional photo galleries. So, in the fine spirit of sucking up to my blog viewership, I present to you….

Here we have Angel, Kari, & Julie….

Here we have Angel, Kari, & Julie….neck deep in Oreo Cookies & glasses of milk

Here we have Angel, Kari, & Julie….partially submerged in cheesy salsa (tortillas not included)

Here we have Angel, Kari, & Julie….competing in a heated Jeopardy match!

-sj

p.s. “I’d like WOMEN I’D LIKE TO SEE NECK DEEP IN OREO COOKIES for $500, Alex”

p.p.s. No Oreos were hurt or injured in the making of this post.

Martha Quinn, Where are you?!?!

For those of you old enough to remember when MTV (music television) actually played music videos, I have discovered something very cool. It seems that bands like Missing Persons, Iron Maiden, Pretenders, Duran Duran, BlancMange, Stan Ridgeway, and XTC live again. Only this time, as really small, grainy video footage converted to the computer. If you enlarge the screen, the sound quality is still there, but the visual quality drops to less than the Zapruder film (an even older reference than the MTV one!!)

Here are links to some of my favorite videos. Enjoy!

Shadow Of Love by The Damned

Senses Working Overtime by XTC

Talk Of The Town by The Pretenders

Living On The Ceiling by Blancmange

Google Web Tools speaks: Search words that lead people to Blather-Rinse-Repeat

Top search queries
1. jonbinet ramsey
2. jonbinet
3. cables2go
4. bush popularity polls
5. rinse repeat
6. pasco county sherriff
7. kari byron galleries
8. julie sidoni
9. schuylkill county purplepage
10. carey byron fhm
11. carey byron mythbusters
12. kari byron
13. “shrieking weasel”
14. “hogwarts test”
15. julie sidoni pictures
16. “kari byron” gallery
17. kari byron underwear
18. juicy jenny
19. angel boris dragon
20. “angel boris”

Looks like if you blog about Julie Sidoni, Kari Byron, or Angel Boris; you get some serious traffic. I am not sure where “Juicy Jenny” fits into all of this, however.

Beatboxen Bush

This is funny.

Well slap a PhD on my head and call me Bill Cosby!

Sorry, kids! It’s time for Uncle stjarna to vent again. This time is the veneration of the completely stupid. Bill Cosby was right. This s##t has got to stop.

While there may be a racial element to this phenomenon of the rap culture, I believe that perpetuating this lifestyle is completely insane across the board. Complete, meaningful sentences in the English language are abandoned for street slang. Male clothing becomes hypermasculine, involving flexing, posing, and posturing. Emphasizing power and control, yet somehow it doesn’t involve a belt from showing your buttcrack to the world. Female clothing becomes hyperfeminine, incredibly tight, with an annoying baby-doll twist. Make-up is worn in such volumes that Maybelline is traded in for Sherwin-Williams. For God sakes, hair gets crimped! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Anyway, music is reduced to repetitive melodies, throbbing dance beats, and lyrics that can’t seem to describe a relationship outside of a bedroom. Career interests are sharply limited to drug dealer, drive-by shooters, and/or servicing drug dealers and drive-by shooters.

Why do I think we are saturated with this mindset? Mainly because even the toy shelves and cartoons are pointing at this crap.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!?!?

Hey look ,everyone! Condi Rice displayed an emotion!

I knew she could do it.

Spam’s ugly sister: e-mail hoaxes

I hate hoaxes, especially ones like this.

I have no problem believing that spiritual energy is not necessarily destroyed at the time of death. There are forces that we may not understand, or have the ability to perceive all the time, but some things that occur can’t be always readily explained.

Then we have this load of s##t.

This ghost image is associated with several stories that involve a young girl dying a horrible death, then reaches out beyond the grave to threaten/kill/bother/give a wedgie to some living being. She appears after the fact in photos taken near Malaysian cemetaries, Japanese cemetaries, Van Halen Concerts, rollercoasters, weddings, and bar mitzvahs. What makes it even worse is that you are told about this in a mysterious e-mail that says if you want to keep this ghost at bay, you have to forward this e-mail onto everyone you know. I don’t know about you, but I get the feeling that once you die; things like computers and e-mail won’t be the first things to worry about.

Anyway, for more info about this very versatile ghost, follow the link here:

The ghost that gets around