Here is someone on the SEXY REDHEADS FORUM that linked to me
Hey all you Sexy Redhead Forum link clickers! I am very glad that you visit, but can you please stay longer than 14 seconds on my site. I would appreciate it. Really.
Check out my blog for another minute or two, then you can visit these other Kari Byron sites:
now THIS is a photo of Kari (scroll down to 9/7/06) at Dragon*Con
thanks,
-sj
Categories: Kari Byron · Mythbusters
My suggestions for him to replace it include:
”I am so sorry”
“I have no idea what I’m doing”
”I listen to deep pockets”
“I thought being President would be like my tour of duty for Vietnam, except that it would be in an abandoned hangar in Washington, D.C.”
Categories: politics
Despite the bad press, she will tell you herself that she is not violent. If you don’t believe that, she’ll have to kick your butt, too.
Categories: Celebrities
I had recently read an article in the weekend paper about Mariah Carey having a performance in Hong Kong’s financial district cancelled. In addition to only selling 4,000 tickets, it seems she had some “unreasonable demands” which led to local promoters cancelling the performance. I was able to find out what that demand was.
Mariah had requested that no one within earshot of the concert have any discernable musical taste.
Wow, talk about DIVAS. How likely is that?
Categories: humor
For those of you familiar with this East Central Pennsylvanian hot alcohol steeped in spices, you may be also be aware that there are some dangerous versions of this beverage out there, too. I have had many versions of this. I even got a recipe for it as a wedding gift. However, I have officially had a very good batch of this very potent drink. The bad stuff should really only be served in self-defense or for topping off a gas tank when fuel prices get too high.
If you have no idea what I am talking about, that’s fine. This beverage was not in my vocabulary until I became a Pennsylvanian. While born & raised in Ohio, things are very simple there when it comes to food. You can order your food one of two ways: with or without salt. Here in PA, this area is piled high with traditions, including culinary ones. One trip to a BLOCK PARTY and you can find yourself waist-high in halupkies, halushkie, bleenies, kiebasi, bean soup, and many other things that you can eat but should probably chase with some Zantac.
I also had some Tommy’s M & S Chili, too. That stuff is good, although I can only eat about 5 bites at a time. I have to take a break to give my tongue a rest from the peppery burn.
God, I love Pennsylvania. You gotta love boilo recipes. Where else can you follow food directions that include phrases like “Be careful at this point or the boilo will explode.”
Categories: Frackville · PA · Pottsville · Schuylkill County · St. Clair · Tongues · Zantac · humor
For the Gods have given us beer & chocolate!
Have you ever reached the point where you are so exhausted that you can’t get to sleep? You become so punchy that even the Bush Administration starts to make sense? I have been up more that 24 hours and I STILL haven’t got that punchy yet.
Categories: Government
with my blogging here.
The good news is that I have been going back and putting tags on all my old posts. Using search terms like Julie Sidoni, grilled cheese, and 7 deadly sins; you will now be able to easily reference the stunning insight I have to offer on such a diverse range of topics.
Categories: 7 deadly sins · Grilled Cheese · Julie Sidoni
Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow…..well, maybe not.
Categories: venting
1) Would you bungee jump?
Nope.
2) If you could do anything in the world for a living
what would it be?
Professional Bra fitter.
3) Your favorite fictional animal?
Whatever one P.E.T.A. would find the most offensive.
4) One person who never fails to make you laugh?
that would be ME.
5) When you were 12 years old, what did you want to be when you
grew up?
superhero.
6) What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
“Is it Saturday yet?”
7) Have you ever gone to therapy?
Yes, but they never seemed to give me any good meds.
8 ) If you could have one superpower what would it be?
telekinesis.
9) What is your favorite cartoon character?
Underdog.
10) Do you go to church?
Technically, if God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent; the question to ask here is do I really need to go to church to reach Him?
11) What is your best childhood memory?
Singing in the car with my family while we traveled.
12) Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
I really like it.
13) Do you own a gun?
double-barrel shotgun, disassembled and sitting on a high shelf. I used to take it hunting with my father.
14) Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Of course! (Hey, what are you doing later?!?! (wink, wink))
15) Have you ever sung in front of a large group of people?
Yes, kareoke rocks!
16) What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Those nice, big round things up front…..yeah, their eyes.
17) What is your biggest mistake?
That impulse buy of a Chevy S-10 truck many years ago.
18) Say something totally random about yourself.
I miss playing the tuba.
19) Has anyone ever said that you looked like a celebrity?
I have been told that I look like Bill Clinton and Richard Moll (Bull, from Night Court)
20) What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex
has done for you?
my wife has made me many romantic dinners…served inwith a very elaborate outfit. I am afraid my gentlemanly quality of discretion prevents me from sharing what it was or what happened during that evening.
21) Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Some do, I guess.
I tag all that wish to be tagged….copy this list, paste it to your blog, and link back here.
You know you want to.
-sj
Categories: Casual Slack · Lists · humor · stjarna
