Entries from November 2006

Are you going to wear that?: A guide to silly questions that women ask

November 20, 2006 · 4 Comments

         There is a fundamental difference between men and women when it comes to interacting. When communicating, women use a combination of code phrases, verbal inflection, body language, and meaning tempered by situational circumstances.  Men use something called the DIRECT APPROACH when sharing words to convey thoughts.

     Here is a good example. You come downstairs after spending some time getting ready to go to a party. In example #1, a female makes a comment. In example #2, a male makes a comment.

Example #1: Are you wearing that? (meaning – please change your clothes because I don’t want to be embarrassed when other women check you out and then see I am with you.)

Example #2: Dude, you look like a dork. Let’s go. (meaning – you look like a dork. Now get in the car.)

   Which, of course, leads us to more differences which rear their head in a social gatherings. Let’s say a roomful of men and women see a new couple enter the room. The men, as a whole, will check out the woman. The women in the room will check out the woman.

   Girls will notice what the guy is wearing, what the girl he came with is wearing, and whether or not each outfit matches and is accessorized well. The guys don’t care what other guys are wearing. Guys will notice what a girl is wearing, but not in a “wow, where did you get that blouse? It’s fabulous!” way.  The only extent guys will think about clothing is what the girls clothing would look like crumpled at her feet.

   So, in closing, think carefully before responding to the Are you going to wear that? line.

   Take your pick of the responses below:

-”My clothing is on my body, so the answer is yes.”

-”Would you like to dress me to be absolutely sure?”

-(point to her outfit and say) “Well, I certainly can’t wear THAT!”

-”It was either this or the other thing at the bottom of my dirty clothes hamper.”

-”Is this a multiple choice quiz?”

-”What do I get if I guess right?”

Categories: Women

Home remodeling that would make Bob Vila cry

November 19, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Yep, I am on part two of a home remodeling project. I have removed part of a wall to expand what used to be a closet. The niche formed will be finished with drywall, and it will house a loft I plan on building in my daughter’s room.

I have already removed plaster, lathing, and some old beams. I have put drywall up over the plaster, and have framed out the door and put up the molding.

Other than a few scratches and cuts, and a bruise; it looks like this former marginal Industrial Arts student has done a pretty good job.

However, I think I still can hear Bob Vila crying.

The good news is that we didn’t go $20,000 over budget, much like those remodeling tv show participants. Somehow, I don’t think I’d be laughing like they do if that happen to us.

Categories: Home

….and this is your (government) brain on drugs

November 19, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Gonzales blasts surveillance critics

By CHASE SQUIRES, Associated Press WriterSat Nov 18, 3:47 PM ET

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales contended Saturday that some critics of the Bush administration’s warrantless surveillance program were defining freedom in a way that poses a “grave threat” to U.S. security.

Gonzales was the second administration official in two days to attack a federal judge’s ruling last August that the program was unconstitutional. Vice President Dick Cheney on Friday called the ruling “an indefensible act of judicial overreaching.”(1)

Gonzales told about 400 cadets from the Air Force Academy’s political science and law classes that some see the program as on the verge of stifling freedom rather that protecting the country.

“But this view is shortsighted,” he said. “Its definition of freedom — one utterly divorced from civic responsibility — is superficial and is itself a grave threat to the liberty and security of the American people.”

Gonzales and Cheney’s attacks on the court order came as the administration was urging the lame-duck Congress to approve legislation authorizing the warrantless surveillance. The bill’s chances are in doubt, however, because of Democratic opposition in the Senate, where 60 votes are required to end debate and vote.

At a news conference, Gonzales would not speculate how the administration would react if Congress did not authorize warrantless surveillance.

“We’re optimistic because of the importance of this program, the success of the program, the stated commitment of the Democratic leadership to work with us in protection of America, and that we’re going to have a good discussion and dialogue about the program,” he said.

“We believe the president has the authority under the authorization of military force and inherent authority of the constitution to engage in this sort of program, (2) but we want to supplement that authority,” he said.

The administration has maintained that its warrantless surveillance program focuses on international calls involving suspected terrorists, and dismisses charges that it is illegal because it bypasses federal law requiring a judge-issued warrant for such eavesdropping.

“It’s absolutely essential that we maintain the tool,” he told reporters. “It’s been very, very important in protecting America, and we look forward to working with Congress to find a way that we can supplement the president’s authority, and continue to maintain this as a valuable tool for the American people.”

In August, the program was struck down by U.S. District Judge Anna Diggs Taylor in Detroit, who said it violated the rights to free speech and privacy and the constitutional separation of powers.(3)  She was the first judge to rule on the legality of the program, which is operated by the National Security Agency.

The government has appealed. Bush and other administration officials argue that the program is legal under the president’s constitutional powers and has saved lives by helping to disrupt terrorist plots.

Speaking to the cadets, Gonzales dismissed as “myth” the charge that civil liberties were being sacrificed in the fight against terrorism.(4) He defended the Patriot Act and the handling of detainees at the U.S. military base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

“To achieve victory at the cost of eroding civil liberties would not really be a victory. We cannot change the core identity of our nation and claim success,” said Gonzales, an Air Force veteran who attended the Air Force Academy from 1975 to 1977.

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Response to (1) :It’s nice to know that Dick Cheney is capable of even identifying the concept of overreaching. However, he seems to be a little too selective with his scope.

Response to (2) : Unless I missed the gist of high school civics class, the Constitution was established to structure our own government AND to prevent the example of unbalanced power, as demonstrated by England, between the people and those that rule them. Giving the president power to trump personal freedom, or any branch of government that matter, doesn’t match the spirit of the Constitution. How would a document based on shared power provide authority for one  person or group to overrule that?

Response to (3) :  If a U.S. District Judge has ruled this line of thought ‘unconstitutional,’  wouldn’t this be some kind of indication that maybe the position held by Gonzales, Cheney, & Bush are in conflict with the Constitution?

Response to (4):  Hmmmmmm. Let’s see what we have here:

-giving the Federal Government the ability to listen to communications without having a reason to specifically looking for a person or a crime.

-giving the ability to the Federal Government the ability to search property and residence of anyone, without their knowledge…or even if with knowledge, in the form of a letter that tells them but censures that person from telling anyone else.

-giving the ability to charge people, but conceal the evidence that was used to convict the person so they essentially could be arrested, tried and convicted without ever really knowing how or why they are guilty.

    Since we already know that our Federal Government acknowledged that it did overstep serious boundaries (as demonstrated by laws passed in the 1970s in response to those abuses) and that these same laws put in place to protect us are the same ones being repealed to empower the PATRIOT ACT; why are we even having a debate on this?

All we need to do is substitute any other group for our name, while reading this aloud, to know that freedom is not part of this equation. How can we defend our country’s freedom when we don’t have all of them left?

 

Categories: Government

Interesting, albeit imagined facts about Kari Byron

November 18, 2006 · 3 Comments

 In the traditional media spirit of sucking up to the masses for some attention, I have decided to appeal to those that have visited my site by typing things like ’Kari Byron thong’ in Google.

And now, some imagined facts about Kari Byron:

 1)  She invented the patent for individually wrapped cheese slices, and lives off the royalties from a sweet deal with Kraft.

2) She is currently working on a new perfume called “Mythbusters.” It’s delicate scent is a mixture of ballistics gel, aluminum powder, axle grease, explosives, and plexiglas.

3) She owns a pair of Chuck Taylor shoes once worn by Chuck Taylor himself.

4)  She also doesn’t find Ray Romano funny, which busts the myth that “EVERYONE LOVES RAYMOND.”

5)  Hosted a party where she used that plastic mold of her butt to make a unique jello snack.

6)  Doesn’t completely understand why Paris Hilton is trying to have a singing career.

Categories: Kari Byron · cheese

“Shove me in shallow water before I get too deep”

November 18, 2006 · Leave a Comment

(please note: the Edie Brickell & The New Bohemian reference)

  Inspired by a few conversations I have had recently with co-workers, my already tired mind can’t seem to stop thinking of life choices that we each make. I really don’t want to be deep, but my mind won’t shut up. Maybe if I blog about it, I can do some double duty here. Get it out of my mind while, at the same time, bore the living (excrement) out of my blog visitors, too.

    Boiling down the first conversation, it comes down to a coworker who has worked where I am now for well over a decade. She was venting about how little she is paid there. Recently, it came to light that my employer posted a job opening for a similar position….but at a way higher wage. I know that she lives nearby, but told her that I have seen job positions in the paper which probably pay much higher but are a little farther from her house. Her reason for staying: living close to her current job is convenient. Hmmmmm. Live nearby to a job she obviously hates and let it drain the life from you OR work about 20 miles away, get paid more, and perhaps have it better.  It comes down to life choices.

The other conversation talked of comfort zones and that one must sometimes reach beyond what is “convenient” and risk something to perhaps improve things. You either choose your current standard or work toward a new one. A simple choice that not everyone is willing to make. 

I have struggled with having empathy for the first person, but then soon realized that I have little energy left to deal with the current pile of stresses I have now. My job has taken a sudden and unexpected change in directions recently, and my wife’s job has been even more intense. The details will have to wait as magick is currently afoot, and change is in the works. However, being somewhat cautious; I don’t want to reveal anything to the public just yet.

   I have discovered that managing your energy is just as important as being able to make decisions. I can have empathy, but ultimately make sure I take care of myself and my family……and a very large pile of dirty laundry, sitting in front of the washer. I pile that is bigger than you you can possibly imagine.

Here’s what I have learned:

1) Insomnia sucks. Being too tired to sleep sucks. Being too tired to daydream sucks.

2) Change can be scary and exciting at the same time. I figure that if I had avoided every opportunity where I felt these things; I would be an unemployed, broccoli-eating nervous house-bound wreck.

3) Having empathy is like having running water in the  house. It’s great to have for everyday living, but leave that faucets running and you’ll pay for it.

 4) I absolutely love cheese.

Categories: Principles & Personal Philosophy · cheese · power of cheese · venting

I finally tagged all of my old posts

November 16, 2006 · 2 Comments

So, when you are looking for posts about Kari Byron, the power of cheese, 1986 Chevy Caprices, zombies, frenulums, wardriving, and Julie Sidoni;  It’s all here under the roof of my blog.

Enjoy!

Categories: Julie Sidoni · Kari Byron · frenulum · personal · wardriving · zombies

Technorati Profile

November 15, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Technorati Profile

I apologize for such a dull post, but it seems that WordPress doesn’t allow me to put HTML tags directly on the site.

Sorry for the inconvenience. I promise to be extra witty in the next several posts.

Categories: Uncategorized

Scarlett Johanssen is moonlighting as a bank teller

November 15, 2006 · 1 Comment


My bank teller or Scarlett Johanssen: you make the call!

I cashed my paycheck and discovered that the woman at the teller window looks just like her.

I thought I’d tell you that.

Categories: scarlett johanssen

Sorry, we can only recognize 38 religions

November 14, 2006 · 7 Comments

 Soldiers’ widows sue for pagan symbols on headstones 

POSTED: 8:11 p.m. EST, November 13, 2006  

WASHINGTON (AP) — The widows of two combat veterans sued the government Monday for not allowing Wiccan symbols on their husbands’ military headstones.

The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs allows military families to choose any of 38 authorized headstone images. The list includes commonly recognized symbols for Christianity, Buddhism, Islam and Judaism, as well as those for smaller religions such as Sufism Reoriented, Eckiankar and the Japanese faith Seicho-No-Ie.

The Wiccan pentacle, a five-pointed star surrounded by a circle, is not on the list, an omission that the widows say is unconstitutional.

The lawsuit was filed by Roberta Stewart, whose husband, Nevada National Guard Sgt. Patrick Stewart, was killed in combat in Afghanistan last year, and Karen DePolito, whose husband, Jerome Birnbaum, is a Korean War veteran who died last year.

Wiccans worship the Earth and believe they must give to the community. Some consider themselves “white” or good witches, pagans or neo-pagans. Approximately 1,800 active-duty service members identify themselves as Wiccans, according to 2005 Defense Department statistics.

Attorneys for Americans United, a group advocating separation of church and state, argued in legal papers that it makes no sense for Wiccans to be excluded. The Army allows Wiccan soldiers to list their faith on dog tags, Wiccan organizations are allowed to hold services on military installations and the Army Chaplains Handbook includes an explanation of the religion, attorneys said.

Stewart, whose husband was awarded the Bronze Star and Purple Heart, has sought federal government approval to affix the pentacle to the Veterans’ Memorial Wall in Nevada. Veterans officials denied the request but Nevada officials said they would erect a plaque with the symbol.

In memos and letters cited by the lawsuit, Lindee L. Lenox, director of memorial programs for the veterans agency, said the government was reviewing the process for evaluating and approving new emblems and would not accept new applications until the review was complete.

Circle Sanctuary, a Wiccan church located in Barneveld, Wisconsin, is also suing, saying Wiccans have been trying for years to get the religion recognized.

The suit was filed in U.S. District Court in Western Wisconsin.

Categories: Religion

What American accent do you have?

November 12, 2006 · 1 Comment

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

“You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an accent.” You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

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Categories: Accent · language · quiz