Entries from January 2007

George W. Bush is STUNNED with frightening news!

January 31, 2007 · 7 Comments

An aide recently informed him that HE was running the country, then he was told he’s only President…and not King. He found out that means he can’t make up his own rules, and that he has to follow something called The Constitution.

After contemplating that horrible thought, he called his bestest buddy, Dick Cheney to tell him the bad news. With his exceptional sense of empathy, Mr. Cheney suggested that they both go hunting.

Categories: Government · politics

Who’s job is it to deal with racial stereotypes?

January 30, 2007 · 2 Comments

 Is it Tarleton University Students in Stephenville, TX (60 miles from Ft. Worth) who had some white students host a Martin Luther King Jr. Day party that featured people dressed like gang members, (or Aunt Jemima), eating fried chicken, drinking malt liquor, and wearing t-shirts with references to racial stereotypes?

Is it Donald Ray Elder, Tarleton State University sophomore who heads the school’s NAACP chapter, who said “I feel like there is no excuse for this type of ignorance” about the incident. He also stated he sensed a racial divide at the forum.”

Is it the University’s President, Dennis P. McCabe, who said “I am personally insulted by these photographs and am disappointed that Tarleton students have demonstrated such insensitivity” about the incident.Is it presentation of African-American culture on shows like MTV (Music Television) or any other venue that Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Notorious B.I.G., Tupac Shakur, et al venerate an expensive lifestyle based on bragging, if not participating in drug dealing, substance abuse, violence, the use of guns, sexual activity as well as verbal ability on the “mic”?

Is it Bill Cosby who describes African-American as “dirty laundry that many prefer he not criticize despite of poor grammar, foul language, and rude manners.”?

Is it the manufacturers of the Bratz toy collection of dolls, targeting young girls, whose ‘urban fashion’ accessories have included thongs, bottles that look like champagne, and the ability to sing lyrics that were considered to sound dirty enough for CBS television to bleep out during a broadcast? Or Mattel for coming up with their own version of dolls called FLAVAs? (both lines of toys draw heavily from stereotypical presentation of culture)

I think the only way we are going to find answers is to deal with them. We can’t just set out flares around the examples of when they are used. Redirecting traffic around problems is only temporary and does nothing to fix the behavioral road. It is either a problem we want to deal with or not.

In the last year or so, we have had Mel Gibson go on a post-DUI verbal assault, the dude who plays Kramer on Seinfeld lashed out with racially-motivated slurs towards hecklers, and even the cast of Grey’s Anatomy has been in the spotlight because of a rant. Rants, it seems safe to say, are out.

Even just talking about the issue seems risky because I think things don’t get said out of fear….on many levels. It doesn’t help that racial tension has been going on, in one form or another, for centuries. Being loaded with strong emotion, it doesn’t take much for discussions to get out of hand. Adding to the stress is the growing level of distrust IN GENERAL since 9/11. We are asked to be vigilant, yet are cautioned to not profile any one particular group. Ultimately, I think there is still hope.

Celebrating stereotypes with toys or television shows, even bleeding slang into public use isn’t going to make the problem go away. Popular song lyrics, even by sheer force of repetitiveness, can drill the wrong messages home for some…..especially the young. We aren’t going to get anywhere if we just get upset at some of its use. The issue has to bother all of us. It doesn’t make any sense that the use of some terms or displaying some behaviors is offensive in some circumstances and acceptable in others, yet the media is filled with all sorts of conflicted examples. The responsibility seems to point towards those raising children.

Until we can raise a generation to be willing to critically think and objectively look at the issue, it looks like it’s going to be awhile longer before it goes away.

Categories: venting

Help! I need meal ideas!

January 28, 2007 · 8 Comments

My family has grown tired of the same old meal routine. Please! Does anyone have any suggestions?! If anyone has any new recipes for something exciting, please post them in comments…or e-mail me! We have 5 people in our family, so bonus points for simple ingredients and widespread appeal.

I can’t offer any cash prizes, but I could photoshop a special celebrity message advertising your webpage/blog and post the picture link to your site. It can be with the celebrity of your choice.

Please post generously! Thank you!

-the management of Blather-Rinse-Repeat

Categories: Food

5 haikus about an insurance claim

January 27, 2007 · 2 Comments

My poor Ford Taurus
Bent & broken plastic shards
It was hit while parked

Although covered the
insurance never seems to
bring things back to you

the adjuster read
from the blue book and wrote me
a settlement check

it was hauled away
that trusted metal steed will
ride the streets no more

it’s lonely pale shell
sits in a cold storage lot
now gutted for parts

Categories: venting

Last night, I drempt of Hell.

January 25, 2007 · 1 Comment

….and yes, it involved LAUNDRY.

In my dream, I was able to smuggle in my digital camera and I snuck this picture. Here, a she-demon is restocking her room of stinky laundry. As if that wasn’t bad enough, the music pumped into the room was a never-ending dance remix of Rick Astley’s “Together Forever.”

This must be reserved for souls who do really NASTY things on Earth.

Categories: Weird Stuff · huh?

Separated at birth?

January 25, 2007 · 7 Comments

It’s uncanny not only how close they look in appearance, but also the level of acting ability. 

Categories: Celebrities

O.J Simpson: If I did it?

January 20, 2007 · 2 Comments

Why would he write this book?

 a) He got away with murder.

 b) He is a freak.

 c) He is a serious freak who got away with murder.

 d) He is broke, wants money, and is a serious freak who also happened to get away with murder.

  Tough choice, but I’d say D.

Categories: Celebrities · venting

More scented candles from Blather-Rinse-Repeat

January 18, 2007 · 4 Comments


What could be more relaxing than the scent of a cheesewheel?


Mmmmmmmmm. Hamburger scented candles!


Make EVERYDAY Halloween with a ZOMBIE scented candle!


Is someone burning an ANGEL BORIS candle? It smells like a B-Movie actress who has just taken off her top! It’s like I was there!!


Nothing says SIESTA like a SALSA scented candle! Burn one at your next NAFTA party!

Categories: Angel Boris · Food · Snacks · cheese · zombies

WordPress’s latest search term: Julie Sidoni

January 18, 2007 · 1 Comment

This is a recent picture of Julie Sidoni, a newscaster for WNEP Channel 16 News.

Categories: Julie Sidoni · WNEP

Tell It To Me Tuesday “Potty Mouth”

January 16, 2007 · 2 Comments

Participating in this blog “outreach program” (which you can find out more about at THE ART OF GETTING BY), I will give my response to the question:

“Which toiletry item could you not live without?”

The answer is: my toothbrush.

While camping, for example, I have gone a period of time where it wasn’t always convenient or possible to brush teeth. However, I have found that I don’t like the pasty feeling your teeth get when you don’t brush after awhile. That would drive me nuts.

Write that down.

Now go about your day as if nothing happened.

-sj

Categories: huh?