After having a revelation about scented candles, I decided to come up with a new line of scented candles. Tired of the usual mix of floral or other natural scents, I think traditional aromatic boundaries need to be broken. Here are some of my proposed scents:
Tapping into the recent Google Search term popularity, give the masses the ability to have their homes and workplaces smell like Buck Rogers.
Here is a scented candle for those seeking constant reminding of the consequences for imperfection. If guilt, shame, and fear could all be rolled into one scent; it would be our new HELL-scent candle.
Can’t get enough politics? Enjoy the bloodpumping aroma of fear-mongering and deceit in convenient candle form. Order BUSH ADMINISTRATION scent today!
Miss those college days where you put off laundry for weeks at a time? Try DIRTY LAUNDRY scent and bring it all back again. It does smell like BUSH ADMINISTRATION, but not as strong.
Why hasn’t anyone come up with a candle to smell like RICE KRISPIE TREATS?!?! Why?
5 responses so far ↓
maryjunebrown // January 15, 2007 at 3:43 pm |
Oh, too funny. I cracked up. Thanks for the laugh.
dali // January 15, 2007 at 9:11 pm |
cos people like us might just eat that rice krispie scented candle.
steamymcd // January 16, 2007 at 2:43 am |
okay so that’s brilliant
Stiletto Girl // January 22, 2007 at 4:31 am |
Oh, funny. I saw the Bush candle and was thinking, My dirty laundry smells better, and then I saw your Dirty Laundry candle…oh, I don’t believe in coincidence.
Stiletto Girl // January 22, 2007 at 4:32 am |
How about a Clinton candle?
A head mix of p**** and cigars?