35% believe she was intentionally outed as a secret agent by the Bush Administration in response to her husband discrediting the proof to go to war with Iraq.
50% believe the Bush Administration couldn’t possibly be involved
15% believe Valerie Plame looks like Teri Garr
Categories: Government
This would have so much potential. =)
Categories: humor
Well now I am having an Evangeline Lilly moment. (and I don’t even watch LOST)
Categories: Celebrities
Wikipedia has recently reported the death of Sinbad. However, he was alive and well.
This has me concerned. It’s not that Wikipedia’s integrity is called into question again. It’s something much bigger.Christianity has already been called into question by the DaVinci Code. Recently, there was even a television documentary that said scientists had uncovered the bodies of Christ, along with His family. I think the real threat here is that Sinbad actually did come back from death and will somehow be considered The Messiah. I think if anything is going to throw Christianity into a tailspin; it would be Sinbad as God’s OTHER Son.
My guess is that the WB network would have dibs on the filming, and that His reruns would almost be guaranteed syndication.
However, I must admit. It’s somehow very inspirational that the new Messiah is such a snazzy dresser.
Categories: Religion
Do you get this from having too much REGIME the night before?
Categories: humor
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Categories: writing
1) People with no sense of humor - How could we be put on this planet and expected to take Paris Hilton or Donald Trump’s hair seriously?
2) Laugh Tracks – Shouldn’t the fact that you need to show people when to laugh during a show you’ve written tell you about its quality of writing?
3) High-pressure salespeople – psychological manipulation of people to purchase something from you is wrong. Let’s just leave this to the campaign professionals, shall we?
4) Accordians – Need proof that this infernal instrument is truly evil? Polka music!
5) People who confuse opinion for fact.
6) The phrase “results not typical” – if results are not typical, why even bother to tell me? Your product or service either works or doesn’t work. Pick one.
7) Supermodels who get defensive about their careers – Just because the genetic lottery allows you to make ungodly amounts of cash by having ability to walk around in a bathing suits in exotic locations; please don’t confuse that with contributing to society. It doesn’t matter if you get a talkshow or your own line of clothing. 20 years from now,you’ll be hocking skin care products on a 3 a.m. info-mercials making a career based exclusively on what you used to look like. Big whooptie do.
8 ) Customer Service Signs – If someone is going to take the time to hang them, you’d think that they’d make arrangements for it to occur underneath it once it’s installed.
9) Too much perfume or cologne – I am all for people having scents other than B.O., but please apply some common sense here. You want that special person to remember your scent, not because your aroma caused them to be admitted into a hospital for damaged lungs.
10) Telemarketers – Who came up with the idea of scripted phone harassment as a career?
11) Reality television – My initial indifference to reality television is solidifying into fear at the thought that people are little more than attention-seeking idiots.
12) Lack of accountability – do legal disclaimers need to be printed on every conceivable item? Wouldn’t it better to just let Natural Selection take its course and genetically filter out stupid people. That would clear up all sorts of problems like daytime television guests, straight-ticket voters, workloads of lawyers with 800 numbers, and people who treat lawsuits like a source of income.
13) Fake creamers – Flavoring your coffee with something created in a chem lab is a crime against nature.
While driving to work, I thought of some new broccoli-based words I’d like to introduce to the English language.
Broccology – the study of broccoli
Paleobroccology – the study of OLD broccoli
Broccolitis – swollen broccoli
Broccolistic - with broccoli-like tendencies
Broccocentric – centered around broccoli
Broccolism - the worship of small green trees
Broccolocity – the speed of broccoli
Broccophile - broccoli lover
broccoterrorism – violence against the pro-broccoli forces
brocolostomy – a surgical procedure of having a hole put in your broccoli
brocoliseum – a large arena to watch broccoli
broccoholism – an addiction to drinking fermented broccoli juice
Brock-n-roll – songs about broccoli
broccoligarchy – ruled by a few broccoli
Categories: broccoli
…… Julie Sidoni’s Birthday for all your Channel 16 WNEP Viewers out there.
Categories: Julie Sidoni
That would explain all the limosines I see out from all the time.
Categories: humor
