I found ONE SQUARE of toilet paper in my front yard. The getaway bus, because it burns vegetable oil, also left a tell-tale scent of cooked popcorn. I guess eco-warriors don’t make very good vandals.
The other good news is that I cleaned up the toilet paper before it rained.
Categories: Celebrities · results not typical · strange
No, kids. The Flava Flav reference is misleading. I will not be chillin’ with Public Enemy. I am actually going camping until Monday.
I will try to think of really important things to post when I get back late on Monday. If anyone has any suggestions for topics or celebrity moments you think I should have, please post comments.
Categories: Camping · Casual Slack · Computers · coffee
I have recently gotten into watching PAINKILLER JANEon the Sci-Fi channel. After seeing BLOODRAYNE, I thought I’d give another KRISTANNA LOKEN movie a try. The trailers for it looked interesting. Interesting, in guy movie talk, means it has explosions, car chases, gunshots and women in it. Anyway, it looked like it would be more complicated than anything ANGEL BORIS would attempt, so I TIVO’d it.
Overall, I’d say it’s a supernatural version of a Mickey Spillane-like narrative. Except, it’s way better than Stacey Keach (a.k.a. Mike Hammer) could pull off. Anyway, I like it so far…..and subsequently, decided to have another Kristanna Loken moment.
If you, too, would like to have a Kristanna Loken moment; click here! You could have a bunch of them. Evidently, Ms. Loken had started her career as a model, so there are plenty of picture to choose from.
Categories: Kristanna Loken · Sci-Fi · technology
I remembered that it was two when I busted it jumping on my couch. It’s cool, though. I bribed it with some Cheerios to get down.
The only downside is that my blog refused naps in the afternoon. Well, that and my blog doesn’t like to be strapped down in car seats when we go on long drives.
Categories: Blogging · Parenting · blather · huh? · humor · pop culture
1. Where is your cell phone?
GONE
2. Relationship?
Hot
3. Your hair?
Grey
4. Work?
yawn
5. Your sister?
huh?
6. Your favorite thing?
books
7. Your dream last night?
weird
8. Your favorite drink?
coffee (sorry, it’s not monosyllabic)
9. Your dream car?
Blue
10. The room you’re in?
quiet
11. Your shoes?
off
12. Your fears?
Government (sorry, it’s not monosyllabic)
13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
rich
14. Who did you hang out with this weekend?
FAMILY (sorry, it’s not monosyllabic)
15. What you’re not good at?
fibs
16. Muffin?
berry
17. One of your wish list items?
TRAVEL
18. Where you grew up?
COLLEGE
19. The last thing you did?
eat
20. What are you wearing?
shorts
21. What aren’t you wearing?
shoes
22. Your pet?
annoying (sorry, it’s not monosyllabic)
23. Your computer?
on
24. Your life?
fine
25. Your mood?
wired
26. Missing?
Hoffa (sorry, not only is it not monosyllabic – it’s funny)
27. What are you thinking about right now?
chicks
28. Your car?
runs
29. Your kitchen?
mess
30. Your summer?
cool
31. Your favorite color?
BLUE
32. When is the last time you laughed?
now
33. Last time you cried?
unsure (sorry, it’s not monosyllabic)
34. School?
more?
35. Love?
Wife
Categories: Family · Lists · Relationships · family stuff
1) A sense of humor – Stoicism is not hot, even if it’s wearing something skimpy. Sorry, life is way to short to take seriously. NEXT!
2) Curiosity – The ability and interest in thinking about why things happen. Letting life just happen to you gets really old quick.
3) Imagination – The ability to think creatively. This goes really well with #1. Having a good imagination pretty much counts as a coping skill, which is good to have anyway.
4) The ability to emote – Knowing how to identify the feeling and knowing what to do with it. It may take time for labels to happen, but being able to do this makes things even cooler.
5) Confidence – You don’t need to know exactly what you want, but having a good idea helps. Knowing what you like and what you don’t like is a great start. I think it comes from being comfortable in your own skin….your own world. Knowing how to emphasize your strengths and minimize your weaknesses is a skill that everyone should have. Challenging yourself to try new things also helps. Staying home to do nothing except watch tv gets old fast too.
Side note: My wife is 5/5 on this one, for those who are curious.
Categories: Relationships · Theory · Women · thong removal · untested theory
Fathers’ Day brought me several cool things, including a book on Cascading Style Sheets. It also brought be 2 burned CDs of older music. Not just ANY older music, mind you, but really good stuff I requested.
Cars - Gary Numan
Funky Poodle – Wild Horses
She Makes Me Feel (Big Big Big) – The Fools
Girls Like You – Combonation
Sister Havana – Urge Overkill
My Sister – Julianna Hatfield
Psycho Killer – Talking Heads
Centerfield – John Fogarty
Talk It Over – Grayson Hughes
Dance With Me – Lords Of The New Church
Don’t Box Me In – Stan Ridgeway/Stewart Copeland
19 (extended version) – Paul Hardcastle
Anarchy In The UK – Sex Pistols
Lucretia My Reflection - Sisters Of Mercy
Neverending Story – Limahl
Planet Earth – Duran Duran
Whisper To A Scream (Birds Fly) – Icicle Works
Wind Him Up – Saga
Alive & Kicking – Simple Minds
Stay Hungry – Twisted Sister
Noticing that people have stopped paying attention to him, Michael Moore is jumping up and down in front of any news camera he can find. Once again, his whining voice is being pumped through your television speakers everywhere, disguising his own attention-seeking behavior as outrage for his cause in the form of a screenplay. The timing of this production is remarkable. Not so much for the recent concern for our failing health care system, but with the record high temperatures it gives audiences a plausible excuse to sit in the air-conditioned theatres while it runs.
In other news, Condi Rice was seen expressing what appears to have been an emotion. However, insiders in the Bush Administration say that it was simply dust kicked up from Air Force One causing her eyes to be irritated….much like the Administration’s constituency. After hearing about Condi Rice’s plight, George W. Bush promptly issued an order for $40 billion dollars be immediately set aside for Get Well Party for her to speed her recovery. Rumor has it that Alberto Gonzales’ band, Death & The Organ Failures, will be playing at the political blow out. Not only will their be celebrities present, the Los Angeles Prison system will be letting Paris Hilton out of prison again so she can attend.
Inspired by the recent celebutants incarceration, The Bradford Exchange will be minting a limited addition commemorative plate series of Paris Hilton to raise funds for awareness that our legal system is getting hosed by rich people. Scenes featured on the plates include Paris wrapping her sportcar around a tree, a storage unit that she once owned, and a warehouse full of Valtrex. Order now and an angry taxpayer will show up at your door and beat you for feeding the paparazzic frenzy around this malnourished, ill-behaved freakshow.
Categories: Celebrities · Colon Cleansing · fun size
did a little Googling for another picture and realized TOO MANY PEOPLE are having Kristanna Loken moments.
Forgive the temporary pause while I consider the moment here. Like standing in front of an open refrigerator door, deciding on the next meal….I stand…err..uh…sit undecided.
It’s not really a Kari Byron moment. It’s not a Evangeline Lilly moment. I don’t think it’s a Shania Twain moment.
Let’s see. We can rule out Ruth Buzzi moments, Geena Davis moments, and definitely rule out any Julia Louis Dreyfus moments. When I was younger, I used to have Natassja Kinski moments…and the occasionally Terri Nunn moments.
Hmmmm. I think I am somewhere between a Kate Beckinsale moment with a possible hint of Charlotte Church moment.
Categories: Celebrities · smoking gravity · visualization
