Should Kari Byron be the next president?

  Combining the need for a viable candidate with a very popular search term that brings people to my blog; I am asking my blog readers to offer their thoughts on whether or not we should vote for Kari in 2008.

   First, let me explain that I do not know Ms. Byron. I am simply exploring the political waters for her.

   With that said, let’s do some comparing to the other candidates to see how she stacks up.

Hillary Clinton – wears sensible shoes
Kari Byron – wears Chuck Taylors

Hillary Clinton – is both for and against the war
Kari Byron – blows things up in parking lots

Hillary Clinton – has been investigated for questionable dealings
Kari Byron – conducts investigations on Mythbusters

Hillary Clinton – may or may not live in New York to satisfy campaign law
Kari Byron – lives in California.

Barack Obama – has no political experience
Kari Byron – has no political experience

Dennis Kucinich – former mayor of Cleveland, OH
Kari Byron – people have heard of her

Rudy Guiliani – former mayor of New York City
Kari Byron – spent one episode wearing silver body paint

To me, the choice is clear. Although her background is in the fine arts, she seems to have a solid appreciation and grasp of science. She doesn’t have any political experience, but incumbency has already proven to be useless at this point. She seems fairly articulate and already has a fairly large base of fans. The fact that she spends energy getting to the bottom of information and actually CARES what the findings are is important.

However, it is possible that the cheesecaky FHM photo shoot might be held against her. I am guessing that Hillary Clinton might try to use that against Kari, seeing as Hillary couldn’t pull off the naughty lab tech look.

Hey, it could still happen. The only other presidential candidate choices based on search terms that get people to my site include spyware removal, Angel Boris, Julie Sidoni and girls with long tongues.

So, if not Kari Byron; should girls with long tongues be the next president?  We’ll just have to see what the voters have in store for us, I guess.

Blather Rinse Repeat’s latest search term: long tongues

  It seems that a popular search term that drives people to my blog, other than KARI BYRON, is LONG TONGUES.  It seems that many sites feature those with long tongues. I wanted to do something special for some of my blog regulars, so I stopped by YOU TUBE to snag a few links of tongue-related video clips. Rest assured, they are all harmless displays of some seriously long tongues.

Sorry to disappoint some of my blog visitors that these links are also Kari Byron free. No tongues were harmed in filming these videos, btw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJGMsw9PCkY (Scarlet)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M2hASnwpak (unknown)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPs6MRdL34I (tinasandwich)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hh4qEjS_Zw&NR=1 (tinasandwich)

More coupons for blather-rinse-repeat readers!

  The generosity never ends at Blather-Rinse-Repeat. I want to give back to all my readers. Here are more coupons! Print & redeem whereever you want!

Kari Byron help makes Broccoli-Con 2007 a success!!

The weekend would have been a total loss if it weren’t for Kari Byron’s appearance, along with that truckload of whipped butter!

Top 10 things said by an incompetent phone actress

Inspired by a conversation about phone actresses at the Brass Tap, I bring you yet another Blather-Rinse-Repeat exclusive Top 10 List.

10) “That’s just sick.”

9) “Please tell me you’re in therapy.”

8 ) “What am I wearing? I don’t know. Pants. A shirt. Shoes.”

7) “Oh, yeah. I am hot. Really. Anonymous strangers telling me that they are turned on by women dressed in private school uniforms. I’m burnin’ up.”

6) “I’ve got a bad case of stomach cramps, so even if I just set the phone down; just keep talking.”

5) “Sorry, Reverend. We charge everyone full price.”

4) “Did I really need to know THAT?!?!?”

3) “No, I don’t have a webcam. Who wants to see a grown woman eat a bowl of ice cream? Are you THAT kinky?”

2) “You think THAT’S embarrassing. Try doing this for a living so much that the one time your Grandmother calls, you tell her you have to charge $2.99 a minute to talk to you.”

1) “What’s this about wanting me to pretend I’m Kari Byron and tell you I’m wearing nothing but silver body paint?!?!“

Blather-Rinse-Repeat would like to thanks all his 2006 blog visitors

(pictured above from left to right: Stacy Keibler, Angel Boris, Scarlett Johanssen (my bank teller), Julie Sidoni, Kari Byron, Darth Vader, a large Dunkin Donuts Original Blend coffee, and suspended from the ceiling is Long Duk Dong from the movie, Sixteen Candles. He was not actually used as a Google term to get here, but I had to squeeze in a 1980s reference somehow.)

Everyone here at Blather-Rinse-Repeat Studios would like to thank everyone for stopping by in 2006. All of the search engine terms that brought you here would also like to thank you for making the effort to visit. We all wish you a safe & happy 2007.

Hopefully, we will see you next year, too!

The Executive Director of Blather Rinse Repeat,

-stjarna

Kari Byron picture caption contest!

My contributions:

1) “Kari Byron helps bust the myth that Motley Crue has talent”

2) “I am a big fan of DEATH TONGUE. I even did THIS at the concert! It’s a secret devil sign that Opus Crocus does.”

Interesting, albeit imagined facts about Kari Byron

 In the traditional media spirit of sucking up to the masses for some attention, I have decided to appeal to those that have visited my site by typing things like ’Kari Byron thong’ in Google.

And now, some imagined facts about Kari Byron:

 1)  She invented the patent for individually wrapped cheese slices, and lives off the royalties from a sweet deal with Kraft.

2) She is currently working on a new perfume called “Mythbusters.” It’s delicate scent is a mixture of ballistics gel, aluminum powder, axle grease, explosives, and plexiglas.

3) She owns a pair of Chuck Taylor shoes once worn by Chuck Taylor himself.

4)  She also doesn’t find Ray Romano funny, which busts the myth that “EVERYONE LOVES RAYMOND.”

5)  Hosted a party where she used that plastic mold of her butt to make a unique jello snack.

6)  Doesn’t completely understand why Paris Hilton is trying to have a singing career.

I finally tagged all of my old posts

So, when you are looking for posts about Kari Byron, the power of cheese, 1986 Chevy Caprices, zombies, frenulums, wardriving, and Julie Sidoni;  It’s all here under the roof of my blog.

Enjoy!

Hey! All you Kari Byron fans!

Here is someone on the SEXY REDHEADS FORUM that linked to me

Hey all you Sexy Redhead Forum link clickers! I am very glad that you visit, but can you please stay longer than 14 seconds on my site. I would appreciate it. Really.

Check out my blog for another minute or two, then you can visit these other Kari Byron sites:

Mythbuster Screen Captures

A flirty, albeit blurry photo

now THIS is a photo of Kari (scroll down to 9/7/06) at Dragon*Con

thanks,

 -sj