Entries categorized as ‘Poetry’
Oh! you fermented dairy product
Ye of many colors and shapes
and being on intimate terms with macaroni
sometimes appear with hotdogs, tuna, or peas
I have beheld the power of cheese
it is strong enough to sate hunger
yet somehow it is a religion with no followers
Upon the alter of my kitchen stove,
you give two slices of your life so that I may sup another day
Your chewy goodness is like no other
upon Trisket or Ritz crackers.
I can enjoy you on the mountaintops of Pennsylvania
or while watching WNEP Channel 16
I thank you.
Categories: Poetry · Snacks · WNEP · power of cheese · spontaneous
Kari Byron pics
draw visitors to my site
my thanks to Google
Jessica Simpson
boots and a push-up bra don’t
make you talented
the planet pluto
has been demoted to dwarf
move over Bashful
George Bush says Iraq
is noble, just, right, and fair
what’s he been smokin’
One morning I heard
the word polyamorous
during a newscast
the jury is in
John Mark Karr is a big freak
just lock the dude up
Categories: Poetry · haikus · spontaneous
I found this pic on the Casual Slack site. It’s a great site, and an excellent source of work-hating haikus.
Categories: Casual Slack · Poetry · haikus
stuff in my pockets
car keys wallet and small change
and something like lint
Julie Sidoni
is on my television
each night at seven
never has there been
a haiku about waffles
that is until now
toothbrush oh toothbrush
I try to keep you free of
crusty gel boogers
religion should be
more than passing judgement on
everyone else dude
I will not make it
through this next office meeting
we’re out of coffee
A hangover gives
you the ability to
hear light pass through glass
let us find the man
who created the iron
and beat him senseless
where did the naked
people post their pics before
we had Internet
should we care about
Jen, Brad, or Angelina?
I certainly don’t
Categories: Celebrities · Julie Sidoni · Poetry · Religion · humor
Red haired science chick
I like to watch Mythbusters
You wear Chuck Taylors
Categories: Kari Byron · Poetry · spontaneous
For the love of bacon
would you please answer the door
a voice beyond beckons
and yet you will not respond
The grease of understanding
shall lube your intellect
allowing the largest of thoughts to pass
Yet the low density confusion lipoproteins
will not come to bear
on your mental circulation
it’s juicy crispness
will crackle its bacony goodness on your soul
Just try not to get any on your khakis
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“For The Love Of Bacon”
The Spontaneous Poetry of stjarna – Pottsville, PA – March 28, 2006
Categories: Poetry · spontaneous · stjarna
I had tried to quit
but I found myself gaining weight
along with mass and density
Sneaking down to the local Turkey Hill Mart
and buying a pack of gravity
is not the easiest thing to do.
Have you ever tried to get gravity
into a thin plastic bag?
The clerk was no help at all either….
I once tried the gravity with menthol
but it burned in my lungs
like the light of 1000 suns.
Sitting in my quiet kitchen at 3 a.m.
I break the silence by tearing open the package
and reaching for the weakest force
in the universe
The last thought I remember before waking up
is that I shoulda bought a Guers Tea
and an instant lottery ticket.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
“I once drempt of smoking gravity”
The Spontaneous Poetry of stjarna – Pottsville, PA – March 19, 2006
Categories: Poetry · spontaneous · stjarna
http://cgi.sfu.ca/~gpeters/auto/autotype.php
This is the site, and the examples below are what I created with it.
I once drempt of smoking gravity.
Society is not advocating violence against toothbrushes.
You are easily purchased like a pack of Dentyne gum.
Categories: Computers · Poetry · smoking gravity
January 24, 2006 · 1 Comment
Invented by a woman in the Cleveland, Ohio area; the newest form of poetry: the Lo-ku.
Similar to a Haiku, the structure of Lo-ku is three lines consisting of three syllables, five syllables, and three syllables.
Here is my attempt at the latest poetic form:
Wire tapping
is a high price for
our freedom
Abramoff
payoffs quid pro quo
is not right
Oh coffee
thy taste is divine
Where’s my cup?
News anchor
Julie Sidoni
Woot! Woot! Woot!
Pork chops rule
serve with applesauce
It’s my fave!
Music from
the nineteen eighties
has no peer
Categories: Lo-ku · Poetry · pop culture
Crowded store
pushy people
lots of long lines
Christmas is a fun holiday
but shopping for it sucks
Categories: Christmas Shopping · Poetry · spontaneous
