I just made up some words!

Linguinic - lin-GWEE-nic - adj. - having characteristics of linguini.

Governminty Fresh - guv-err-MINT-ee Fresh - adj. - something that leaves a bad taste in your mouth that tastes like one of those nasty pastel colored chalky mints.

Hiltonistic - hill-tah-NIST-ic - adj. - the state of being completely unaware of the world around you.

Lohaniacal - low-hann-EYE-ic-all - adj. - Believing that one can ingest alcohol and cocaine without having any effect on your body, career or freedom.

Ritchiegostisic - riht-CHEE-go-tiss-tickle - adj. -  Narcissism meets money and fame by adoption.

Un-Rinna-listic - un-RINNAH-liss-tick - adj. - lips having the appearance of mutant earthworms on steroids. See Lisa Rinna.

5 Words That I Think Are Lots Of Fun To Say

1) Ubiquitous

2) Goyim

3) Curmudgeon

4) Pickle

5) Apotropaic

I tried to turn in some criminals yesterday.

Torturing peeps in a microwave just didn’t seem right, so I called the SPCA. They, however, didn’t seem too concerned.

Last night, I drempt of Hell.

….and yes, it involved LAUNDRY.

In my dream, I was able to smuggle in my digital camera and I snuck this picture. Here, a she-demon is restocking her room of stinky laundry. As if that wasn’t bad enough, the music pumped into the room was a never-ending dance remix of Rick Astley’s “Together Forever.”

This must be reserved for souls who do really NASTY things on Earth.

New scented candles from Blather-Rinse-Repeat

  After having a revelation about scented candles, I decided to come up with a new line of scented candles. Tired of the usual mix of floral or other natural scents, I think traditional aromatic boundaries need to be broken.  Here are some of my proposed scents:

Tapping into the recent Google Search term popularity, give the masses the ability to have their homes and workplaces smell like Buck Rogers.

Here is a scented candle for those seeking constant reminding of the consequences for imperfection. If guilt, shame, and fear could all be rolled into one scent; it would be our new HELL-scent candle.

Can’t get enough politics? Enjoy the bloodpumping aroma of fear-mongering and deceit in convenient candle form. Order BUSH ADMINISTRATION scent today!

Miss those college days where you put off laundry for weeks at a time? Try DIRTY LAUNDRY scent and bring it all back again. It does smell like BUSH ADMINISTRATION, but not as strong.

Why hasn’t anyone come up with a candle to smell like RICE KRISPIE TREATS?!?! Why?

Blather-Rinse-Repeat would like to thanks all his 2006 blog visitors

(pictured above from left to right: Stacy Keibler, Angel Boris, Scarlett Johanssen (my bank teller), Julie Sidoni, Kari Byron, Darth Vader, a large Dunkin Donuts Original Blend coffee, and suspended from the ceiling is Long Duk Dong from the movie, Sixteen Candles. He was not actually used as a Google term to get here, but I had to squeeze in a 1980s reference somehow.)

Everyone here at Blather-Rinse-Repeat Studios would like to thank everyone for stopping by in 2006. All of the search engine terms that brought you here would also like to thank you for making the effort to visit. We all wish you a safe & happy 2007.

Hopefully, we will see you next year, too!

The Executive Director of Blather Rinse Repeat,

-stjarna

‘Tis the season for foot fetish calls (part 2 - the comments)

How much stuff about feet can someone with a foot fetish have to say when anonymously harassing someone else up to 60 time a day?

Why do my feet smell?

Can you recommend a podiatrist?

Does this make my foot look too big?

Can I put my shoes in the washer?

What about that Amelda Marcos?

What are your feet wearing?

I bet you wear something with a sensible heal.

Do your feet smell like cheese, too?

I ran out of Smuckers so I used toe jam instead.

Ever hear of ’shrimping?’

60 times a day, huh?

That guy was either really good…..or seriously whacked out of his skull.

Amazing Underwear Facts!!

<source: freshpair.com>

Underwear Facts

Percentage of Men who…
Prefer Briefs:	41%
Prefer Boxer Briefs:	27%
Prefer Trunks:	14%
Prefer Boxers:	12%
Prefer Thongs:	4%
Prefer Other Styles:	2%
Percentage of Women who…
Prefer Bikini Briefs:	37%
Prefer Briefs:	23%
Thongs:	19%
Boyshorts:	17%
Prefer Other Styles:	4%
*Based on a sample size of 125,000

· In 1991, the average bra size in the United States was 34B; today it’s 36C.

· Married men change their underwear twice as often as single men.

· Italians wear red,  Argentineans wear pink, and Brazilians wear brand new underwear on New Years Eve

· The loincloth is both the simplest and the most popular form of underwear. It was probably the first undergarment worn by human beings.

· Bras did not exist until 1913 when Mary Phelps Jacob tied two handkerchiefs together with ribbon. In 1928, Maidenform introduced modern cup sizes.

· In 1935, the first men’s briefs appeared. They had a Y-shaped front and overlapping fly on knitted drawers and came in both short and long styles.

· Panty hose, which combined panties and hose into one garment, made their first appearance in 1959, invented by Glen Raven Mills of North Carolina. The company later introduced seamless panty hose in the 1965, spurred by the popularity of the miniskirt.

· The thong first gained popularity in Brazil, in the 1980s as a swimsuit style. By the 1990s, thong underwear became popular and today it is one of the fastest selling styles.

If I have two normals, is that a paranormal?

http://darkwalls.wordpress.com/

While surfing WordPress, I found this interesting blog. Essentially, this site offers video clips of ghosts and poltergeists and leaves the viewer to decide for themselves if it’s proof. Some clips are pretty good, while others you can’t really see what they are looking for OR the result is, in my opinion, a stretch of the imagination.

 For those of you interested in hearing some unsupported random comments from a complete stranger filling his blog, please feel free to read on.

      I have always been interested in the supernatural or paranormal phenomenon. I have had a few minor incidents where I think that I have seen what could be called ghosts. Even with a science background, I can’t completely rule out the possibility that something like this exists. I also have enough skepticism in me to see that some people take advantage of this, like anything, to manipulate people into separating them from their money, too.

   I also find it troublesome that mainstream religion likes to get its spiritual fingers in the pie by discrediting the whole issue. Bookstores, reflecting this, oftentimes put any supernaturally-themed books next to books on crop circles, Elvis sightings, and where guys named Bubba pen stories about being abducted by aliens.

    Anyway, I liked this website because I get into this stuff and that you can form your own opinion. It’ s not trying to be definite….plus some of the clips are cool.

     Oh, there is a husband/wife ghostbusting team are recorded on film about their beliefs that these experiences are all because of demons. I am not sure I believe that. I would think that Satan and all His minions are way too busy with stuff like credit cards and managed health care in the U.S.

I have incredibly weird dreams

Here are some weird dreams I have had:

-I have met Pete Townshend backstage after a concert to discuss music
-I have met Carlos Santana backstate after a concert to discuss music
-I have had dreams where I can see several dimensions at the same time
-I have had dreams where my dad, who died almost 20 years ago, met my children.
-I have had dreams where I was terrorized by an invisible force that cast a shadow
-I had dreams of being naked with Wilson Phillips
-I rarely dream about being late for a test in school (I hear this one is common)
-I have had dreams that I can fly, simply by willing it
-I have had dreams where I can reach into the past and retrieve objects
-I have had dreams where I have telekinetic ability
-I have had dreams where I cruise around in a limo with friends
-I have had dreams where I talk with my Grandmother, who died almost 10 years ago.
-I constantly dream about going back to college (technically, that could be a nightmare)
-I have never had dreams about cheese