1) Eliminate all irons and ironing boards.
2) Make it illegal to own or wear a necktie.
3) Eat twice the amount of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese I normally do….I might even add some peas to the mix.
4) There would be no more polka music. All CD collections must contain at least one disk from an artist in the 1980s.
5) All financial aid to foreign countries would cease. Money would be redirected to education, health care, and the social work fields. All children under the age of 18 would be provided for. Children who can’t behave themselves in school will be sent back to their parents, given resources to be functional again, and then the child can return to school.
more to be announced later….