65 Girls At Area School Pregnant / Top 10 Changes at Timken High School in Canton, OH

CANTON, Ohio — There are 490 female students at Timken High School, and 65 are pregnant, according to a recent report in the Canton Repository. The article reported that some would say that movies, TV, videogames, lazy parents and lax discipline may all be to blame.

-Cited from an article from NewsNet5 in Cleveland, OH

Top 10 Changes at Timken High School in Canton, OH

10) Cafeteria now offers Similac on the menu
9) Changing Stations available in all bathrooms
8) Parking lots will feature stroller racks next to the bike racks
7) Field Trips will be scheduled BEFORE naptime.
6) School Nurse will share an office with a Pediatrician
5) Student handbooks will add section on TIME OUTS
4) Teachers now expected to dress in colorful Muppet costumes for lessons
3) Toys must be put away before leaving for your next class
2) Art Class projects will involve way more crayons
1) Disciplinary action will be taken for improper disposal of ‘poopie diapers’

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