Would someone PLEASE get Angelina Jolie a SAMMICH?!?!

Perhaps spending all time divided between international appearances and third-world country adoption procedings, she hasn’t taken the time to eat a decent meal. It certainly shouldn’t be a funding problem as I am pretty sure she has socked away some spending money after such memorable roles as Lara Croft (Tomb raider character). Judging by her performances, I am guessing that her acting lesson budget still hasn’t been tapped either.

It takes a lot of energy to be tabloid fodder. Maybe we should send a food basket along with Brad Pitt and have him make sure she eats SOMETHING. I think he should probably check up on Kate Moss, too….only for her lunch, maybe make sure it’s a PEPSI this time!


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