Top 7 ideas that are better than giving the U.N. control of the Internet

7) Drinking the whole bottle of cough syrup and operate heavy machinery
6) Listening to a Celine Dion album without any form of sedation
5) Watching infomercials
4) Go to a Grateful Dead concert and tell everyone you see that you are an undercover cop
3) Believe that voting Republican or Democrat actually makes a difference
2) During the next Presidential visit in your area, run towards the President holding a capgun
1) Start every sentence with “As far as Jennifer Aniston is concerned….”

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