Religious billboards and the messages who love them

You Must Find Christ Now!

I recently saw a small road sign in someone’s front yard with this message, and I wasn’t sure what to make of it. How does one respond to an anonymous command?

1) “Is it my turn to look for Him?”

2) “Did you try the break room?”

3) “I tried calling Him, but I usually just leave a message.”

4) “How about you just yell ‘Olly Olly Oxenfree!’ and see what happens?”

5) “My friends say He goes to church, but nobody could agree on which one.”

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