Does OMNIPRESENT mean you have the ability to appear in manicotti?

Choosing a religion being a fairly important life decision, so it becomes paramount to select a deity that has impressive powers. The ability to heal the sick, resurrect the dead, forgive sins, and grant eternal life can show quite a bit of power; however, nothing compares to the awe-inspiring ability to appear in a serving of manicotti. Especially if served with garlic bread and a side salad.

Although, I do believe this still ranks much higher than appearing on a rusty silo in Fostoria, OH in 1986.

With this kind of publicity, I am beginning to think that God needs a better press agent.

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