After consuming a small bag of cheese curls, I had discovered that I was covered with a bright orange powder. I realized the crimefighting possibilities immediately.
If you want to protect ANYTHING you own, cover the object (or loved one) in this bright orange powder. That way, if anyone tries to take them, it would be easy to find any suspects. You wouldn’t need to run DNA testing, use black lights, or waste any money on special chemicals. If they had the orange powder on their fingers (or wiped on their pants), you could arrest them.
Can you tell that I have been watching the latest television show, The American Inventor ?!?!?