Top 10 rejected slogans for the Ambien sleeping pill

10) America’s new Ropinol
9) Momma’s BIG helper
8 ) You’ll know why you can’t remember where you parked your car
7) Where am I? Who are you?
6) I’m NOT lovin’ it…at least, I don’t remember lovin’ it.
5) We’ll help you be more productive…whether you know it or not.
4) Your legal alibi…in easy-to-swallow pill form
3) What other pill can claim that it will help you clean out your refrigerator overnight?
2) I don’t remember meeting Jack Abramoff. Really.
1) The medicine that the insurance industry is afraid of

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