“Kokomo” by the Beach Boys.
“Old Time Rock and Roll” by Bob Seger.
These songs seriously suck. What one might find confusing is that both artists have really contributed to the industry with some decent stuff. What could have possibly inspired such established musicians to crank out such aural nonsense in excremental proportions?
These songs such which such force that it can only be calculated by M.I.T. scholars, and rivals such forces generated by a large black hole in outer space.
If one were to equate the pain they cause, it would have to rival the entirety of the Spanish Inquisition. Oh. The anguish. Oh. The pain. Make it stop. Make it stop.