Top 10 rejected alternatives to “Bring Your Daughter To Work” Day

10) Smear butter on a coworker day

9) leave your blouse at home day

8) bring your crackdealer to work day

7) dress like your favorite “Rocky Horror Picture Show” character day

6) copy/fax your ass at work day

5) eat other peoples’ lunches out of the company fridge day

4) drink lots of cough syrup day

3) tell customers what you really think day

2) answer the phone in a silly voice day

1) hide stinky things in the office day

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One response to “Top 10 rejected alternatives to “Bring Your Daughter To Work” Day

  1. I can’t believe they rejected
    bring your crackdealer to work day

    That’s just wrong.
    What kind of place is this???–>

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