Disclaimer: if you are sensitive to discussions about bodily functions, please skip this post. It doesn’t contain profanity, but makes reference to taking dumps in public potties. Consider yourself warned!
It’s bad enough to have to share bodily functions, at least sounds and smells, in the public bathroom experience. It gets even worse when you have to try your luck with TOILET ROLLS like the one pictured here. I would bet this stupid machine was designed by people without rectums. Do you know how much work it takes to get a couple of stinkin’ sheets of toilet paper?!!?
Let’s hunt the idiots down who came up with this idea and beat them with the roll!
I am done now.