Interesting, albeit imagined facts about Kari Byron

 In the traditional media spirit of sucking up to the masses for some attention, I have decided to appeal to those that have visited my site by typing things like ‘Kari Byron thong’ in Google.

And now, some imagined facts about Kari Byron:

 1)  She invented the patent for individually wrapped cheese slices, and lives off the royalties from a sweet deal with Kraft.

2) She is currently working on a new perfume called “Mythbusters.” It’s delicate scent is a mixture of ballistics gel, aluminum powder, axle grease, explosives, and plexiglas.

3) She owns a pair of Chuck Taylor shoes once worn by Chuck Taylor himself.

4)  She also doesn’t find Ray Romano funny, which busts the myth that “EVERYONE LOVES RAYMOND.”

5)  Hosted a party where she used that plastic mold of her butt to make a unique jello snack.

6)  Doesn’t completely understand why Paris Hilton is trying to have a singing career.

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3 responses to “Interesting, albeit imagined facts about Kari Byron

  1. Hi,
    I found your blog via google by accident and have to admit that youve a really interesting blog 🙂
    Just saved your feed in my reader, have a nice day 🙂

  2. Hi. I am Jesus. I came back from Heaven just to comment on this. I do not understand the “butt” part. Little children of God read this and that is how they become weird. I am very disappointed. Shame.

  3. I LOVE MYTHBUSTERS BECAUSE OF THAT HOTTIE KARI BRYON. SHE MAKES MY DAY.
    PS WOULD YOU SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU. THANK YOU AND I MUCHLY WOULD IF IT WAS SIGNED BY HER.

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