In the traditional media spirit of sucking up to the masses for some attention, I have decided to appeal to those that have visited my site by typing things like ‘Kari Byron thong’ in Google.
And now, some imagined facts about Kari Byron:
1) She invented the patent for individually wrapped cheese slices, and lives off the royalties from a sweet deal with Kraft.
2) She is currently working on a new perfume called “Mythbusters.” It’s delicate scent is a mixture of ballistics gel, aluminum powder, axle grease, explosives, and plexiglas.
3) She owns a pair of Chuck Taylor shoes once worn by Chuck Taylor himself.
4) She also doesn’t find Ray Romano funny, which busts the myth that “EVERYONE LOVES RAYMOND.”
5) Hosted a party where she used that plastic mold of her butt to make a unique jello snack.
6) Doesn’t completely understand why Paris Hilton is trying to have a singing career.