Top 10 new jobs for K-Fed

*please note: these may not differ from what he actually did BEFORE being divorced by Britney 

10) paperweight

9) “bling” storage facility

8)  coatrack

7)  fry cook

6) generating albums for K-Mart “reduced bins”

5) Vanilla Ice understudy

4) sit and wait 20 years until VH1 films his segment of “Where Are They Now?”

3) space taker-upper

2) methaphetamine-distributing gay masseuse

1) Sperm Bank for non-discriminating women

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