“Smarter Than Bush, Greener than Gore”
“A tastier, third party alternative”
This stalk of broccoli has recently considered running for President and had asked me to be its campaign manager. I am still considering it, but am not sure how I feel about a legume running our country. Then I came to the realization that it can’t be any worse than a shrub.
My only concern is that I am not sure what spin to put on the story when it comes out about those steamy broccoli photos. He’s been seen out in public with with hot butter, melted cheese, bamboo shoots, and not to mention alfredo sauce. Flaunting his crunchiness in public is going to be tough sell to the average voters, especially those who haven’t cleaned their plates.