Top 10 selling pinatas (according to the Pinata Industry)

10) Sen. John Kerry – Full of whatever candy you want it to have.

9) Baby Seals – very popular in Canada

8 ) Pam Anderson – for some reason, everyone wants to hit it.

7) Alberto Gonzales – It can’t confirm or deny if there is candy inside.

6) Paris Hilton – It can only hold one piece of candy.

5) Vietnam era George W. Bush – it only hangs in abandoned airbases until the war is over.

4) Keith Richards – No matter how hard you try, it just won’t seem to break.

3) Anna Nicole’s purse – Instead of candy, prescription medicine falls out of it.

2) Chuck Norris – The only pinata that hits back!

1) The Cleveland Browns – Even toddlers can easily beat this one.

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One response to “Top 10 selling pinatas (according to the Pinata Industry)

  1. Great definitions!

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