10) Sen. John Kerry – Full of whatever candy you want it to have.
9) Baby Seals – very popular in Canada
8 ) Pam Anderson – for some reason, everyone wants to hit it.
7) Alberto Gonzales – It can’t confirm or deny if there is candy inside.
6) Paris Hilton – It can only hold one piece of candy.
5) Vietnam era George W. Bush – it only hangs in abandoned airbases until the war is over.
4) Keith Richards – No matter how hard you try, it just won’t seem to break.
3) Anna Nicole’s purse – Instead of candy, prescription medicine falls out of it.
2) Chuck Norris – The only pinata that hits back!
1) The Cleveland Browns – Even toddlers can easily beat this one.