I think Sheryl Crow vandalized my yard last night

 I found ONE SQUARE of toilet paper in my front yard. The getaway bus, because it burns vegetable oil, also left a tell-tale scent of cooked popcorn. I guess eco-warriors don’t make very good vandals.  

The other good news is that I cleaned up the toilet paper before it rained.

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One response to “I think Sheryl Crow vandalized my yard last night

  1. Probably found a bunch of pot seeds too.

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