Linguinic – lin-GWEE-nic – adj. – having characteristics of linguini.
Governminty Fresh – guv-err-MINT-ee Fresh – adj. – something that leaves a bad taste in your mouth that tastes like one of those nasty pastel colored chalky mints.
Hiltonistic – hill-tah-NIST-ic – adj. – the state of being completely unaware of the world around you.
Lohaniacal – low-hann-EYE-ic-all – adj. – Believing that one can ingest alcohol and cocaine without having any effect on your body, career or freedom.
Ritchiegostisic – riht-CHEE-go-tiss-tickle – adj. – Narcissism meets money and fame by adoption.
Un-Rinna-listic – un-RINNAH-liss-tick – adj. – lips having the appearance of mutant earthworms on steroids. See Lisa Rinna.
Torturing peeps in a microwave just didn’t seem right, so I called the SPCA. They, however, didn’t seem too concerned.
….and yes, it involved LAUNDRY.
In my dream, I was able to smuggle in my digital camera and I snuck this picture. Here, a she-demon is restocking her room of stinky laundry. As if that wasn’t bad enough, the music pumped into the room was a never-ending dance remix of Rick Astley’s “Together Forever.”
This must be reserved for souls who do really NASTY things on Earth.
After having a revelation about scented candles, I decided to come up with a new line of scented candles. Tired of the usual mix of floral or other natural scents, I think traditional aromatic boundaries need to be broken. Here are some of my proposed scents:
Tapping into the recent Google Search term popularity, give the masses the ability to have their homes and workplaces smell like Buck Rogers.
Here is a scented candle for those seeking constant reminding of the consequences for imperfection. If guilt, shame, and fear could all be rolled into one scent; it would be our new HELL-scent candle.
Can’t get enough politics? Enjoy the bloodpumping aroma of fear-mongering and deceit in convenient candle form. Order BUSH ADMINISTRATION scent today!
Miss those college days where you put off laundry for weeks at a time? Try DIRTY LAUNDRY scent and bring it all back again. It does smell like BUSH ADMINISTRATION, but not as strong.
Why hasn’t anyone come up with a candle to smell like RICE KRISPIE TREATS?!?! Why?
Everyone here at Blather-Rinse-Repeat Studios would like to thank everyone for stopping by in 2006. All of the search engine terms that brought you here would also like to thank you for making the effort to visit. We all wish you a safe & happy 2007.
Hopefully, we will see you next year, too!
The Executive Director of Blather Rinse Repeat,
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How much stuff about feet can someone with a foot fetish have to say when anonymously harassing someone else up to 60 time a day?
Why do my feet smell?
Can you recommend a podiatrist?
Does this make my foot look too big?
Can I put my shoes in the washer?
What about that Amelda Marcos?
What are your feet wearing?
I bet you wear something with a sensible heal.
Do your feet smell like cheese, too?
I ran out of Smuckers so I used toe jam instead.
Ever hear of ‘shrimping?’
60 times a day, huh?
That guy was either really good…..or seriously whacked out of his skull.