10) Steve Martin – Author, Comedian, Actor – His book Cruel Shoes will be talked about for year.
9) Martin Gore – member of Depeche Mode, wrote most of the music for them
8 ) Adriana Lima – supermodel and keeper of the feijoada
7) Kate Beckinsale – actress with a remarkable ability to battle vampires and lycanthropes
6) Billy Joel – musician who writes good schtuff. When describing Christina Aguilera, was quoted to have said “pick a note and sit on it.”
5) Ludwig Van Beethoven – classical musician. The dude wrote Moonlight Sonata. ‘Nuff said.
4) The person who invented coffee
3) Maybe Kari Byron…..maybe not
2) The guy who invented ironing
1) The guy who invented necktie
We would all consume a relaxing cup of coffee or two, then proceed to beat the guys who invented neckties and ironing to unconsciousness. We would then resume coffee drinking and light conversation.